Donna

The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been
married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided
to amaze our men by greeting them at the door
wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.

Here’s how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he
found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams.
I love you..‘ Then we made passionate love all nightlong.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was
wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and
mask over my eyes.. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word,
but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me he said,
“What’s for dinner,Batman?“

Jenny

For those people who just cannot keep their sticky little fingers of off their colleagues’ lunch or snack.  Beware of the consequences.

Donna

My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, “I’m the Boss”. He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, “Your wife called. She wants her sign back!“

Jenny

Today, I have an unusual clothing tip.  I heard about this website called Shop It Up Chic.  The concept for this website is: if you see that outfit or dress that you absolutely cannot live without,  and you absolutely cannot afford to buy right now, why buy?  Why not rent it for a short time instead?  Here is how it works.  Shop It Up Chic has three levels of membership:

1. I Have to Have It.  At this level, this item is to die for and you must have it immediately.  Well, you can - for a small fee of $39.99 you can have that gorgeous little Donna Morgan black dress for as long as 20 days, and you can also get three other great outfits to go along with it as well.
   
   
2. I Need It.  At this membership level, you can get the dress that you want to wear to that special occasion but was thinking of not buying because finances were a bit tight.  Well, for $29.99 you can look absolutely fabulous and feel no pain in your wallet.  Did I mention that you can keep it for 15 days and get two other pieces as well, all for the same price.
   
   
3. I Want It.  This membership level allows you to just indulge yourself.  Ladies, for $19.99 you can get that outfit just because you know you will look good in it. So go ahead have some fun, oh and by the way, you can pair it up with two other pieces as well, and you get to have them all for up to 10 days. 

Ladies, wow! There is no contract binding you to a certain number of months, so you have great flexibility in how you make use of your membership.  In addition to getting to wear the outfit you want at a great price, the girls at Shop It Up Chic have made it easy for you to ship your items back to them at no cost, and you also don’t have to worry about dry cleaning the items before returning them.  Shop It Up Chic will take care of dry cleaning all returned garments.  So what are you waiting for? You can have that great look for less, check out Shop It Up Chic.

Jenny

Have you had this happen to your lunch recently?  Why, oh why, would a co-worker even think of doing this?